I hope you’ve enjoyed the first ever Vintage Star Christmas special. I’m sure that, many years from now, it will be one of the classic holiday traditions… right up there with Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph, and Die Hard.
To answer the big question on all of your minds… yes, Virginia, that is a real Christmas song they are singing to Colette. “Chiron Beta Prime” became my favourite Christmas carol when I heard it this year. Jonathan Coulton wrote and performs it. It is licensed Creative Commons by-nc (or, Creative Commons, Attribution-Noncommercial) which allows people like me to create work inspired by the song and quoting the lyrics and such, so long as I give credit to Mr. Coulton and do not make a profit off of the work.
I’ve posted the lyrics to the song below, but you should also go here and listen to the song yourself. It is all of the kinds of awesome. Listen to his other songs too, although be warned that some of it does contain content that is a little more PG-13 than this one.
I’m taking the rest of the week off to work on Christmas presents for my D&D group, the Brethren of the Quest… for Snacks. Once they’ve been presented to the group I will post them in the blog section.
So, since you might not hear from me until after the fact, happy New Year all! I hope your holiday has been as wonderful as mine! And may 2010 be the year we get it right.
This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
That hasn’t undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it’s almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall.
And that’s our favorite time of year.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
On every corner there’s a giant metal Santa Claus
who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if you’ve been bad or good.
Not everybody’s good but everyone tries.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It’s like a Winter wonderland.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
That’s all the family news that we’re allowed to talk about.
We really hope you’ll come and visit us soon.
I mean we’re literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
Now it’s time for Christmas dinner – I think the robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my soylent green.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
mark!